found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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