After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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