My first STD was from a foam party
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Help. Why am I so naked?
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