It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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