I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Just invented taco cereal.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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