I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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