i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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