So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
whose parrot is this?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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