That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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