If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
it's like iHOP with fire
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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