So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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