If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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