Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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