bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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