I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think I sprained my soul last night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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