Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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