Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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