I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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