There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I lost the right to judge tonight
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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