3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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