He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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