Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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