Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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