Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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