would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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