drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize