you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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