Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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