For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
God, I missed his penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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