but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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