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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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