is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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