some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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