why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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