I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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