He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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