He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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