Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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