It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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