Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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