in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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