that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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