Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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