there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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