waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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