I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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