You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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