Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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