Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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