so explain again why im purple
no
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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