I forgot how hot balto sounded
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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