i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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