I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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