Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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